Blessed to be me..

xtremecaffeine:

cowboybeboop:

viste:

cowboybeboop:

reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it 

IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST

only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan

Oh man, Yahooligans was ridiculous.

(via whoreoos)

GO ON ANON AND ASK ME THE MOST AWKWARD QUESTION YOU CAN THINK OF. IF I CAN’T PUBLISH IT, YOU WIN.

theangelintheshadows:

thinkinsidethebluebox:

barfingunicorn:

i-kiss-boys-with-tattoos:

turtle-perry1:

ticklemyjanoskian:

fireretardantzombies:

omg do this i will cry

Nobody has ever won this. Ever.

DO IT NOW

Please guys

I bet no one has the balls.

I TURNED ON ANON FOR THIS YOU MOFUCKAS BETTER DO IT

Good luck.

Did this before and it got so bad that I’d never thought I’d do it again…but I am.

(Source: awaken-the-sirens, via whoreoos)

rosified:

i know boobs are annoying and i complain about them a lot but imagine if one day you woke up and they weren’t there anymore like i would flip the fuck out and be pissed man cuz i mean they’ve grown on me after all these years we niggas for life

(Source: arizuna, via tiger-sh4rk)

neverseenaflower:

Right now is the worst. No one wants to hang out with me. I mean my friends are going to see a movie that I’ve already seen twice and I don’t have much money so I don’t wanna waste it. Looks like another night by myself, coooool.

My parents piss me off to no end.

fartgallery:

if I start blushing and you yell “awww you’re embarrassed!!!!!” I will never speak to you ever again

(via breakout-beautiful)

starksexual:

i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it

(via fancy-no-pants)

It just isnt fair to me anymore. I just cant keep a friend.